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We Will Eat Rats to Survive is a band from Chicago.
This is the best website ever.
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We recorded our January 30th show. Rob's still workin'
on it, but you can download something from MP3.com.
It's called Live from the Soup Kitchen
S H O W S
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APRIL 17 The Beat Kitchen
2100 W Belmont Ave, Chicago IL
with Slingshot Dakota
Judith Swan
Blueberry Fist
$ 8.00
17+
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APRIL 25 Christian Life Church
400 E Gregory, Mount Prospect IL
with Roadkill Eddies
Reddelicious
Brother George
The Nothingheads
Judith Swan
Osvaldo Paese
Blueberry Fist
5:00
$ 5.00
This show will hopefully get us some money so we can
eat during our trip east. All ages, of course.
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APRIL 26 Bill's Blues
1029 Davis St, Evanston, IL
with six other bands
3:00 PM
$ 10.00
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MAY 4 Great Scott
1222 Commonwealth Ave
Allston, Massachusetts 02134
with Humanwine
Drake
9:00 PM
$ 9.00 in advance
$ 10.00 at the door
First stop on our tiny tour of the East coast.
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MAY 5 The Trash Bar
256 Grand St
Brooklyn, New York 11211
with Misfortune 500
Frequent Season
Moon Engineer
Amplify
11:00 PM
$ 6.00
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MAY 6 Pianos
158 Ludlow St
New York, New York 10002
FREE
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MAY 7 Velvet Lounge
915 U Street
DC, Washington DC
with Mad Happy
Bookmobile
Dead Husbands
$ 7.00
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MAY 8 Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar
414 E Main St
Charlottesville, Virginia 22902
with Bombadil
Pornado
$ 7.00
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MAY 9 The Greenline Cafe
4239 Baltimore Ave
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19104
with Drake
FREE
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MAY 11 East End Cafe
270 E Main St
Newark, Delaware 19711
$ 5.00
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Booking
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Don't Crochet on My Parade
Recorded July 2007
1 Death Garden
2 Tearing Apart Frank
3 Psycho Delicate
4 Family Haircut
5 Let's Hug the World
6 My Own Voodoo Doll
7 Where Dust Comes From
8 Lost at Sea
9 Jokes God Played on the World
10 Bizarre Mating Rituals
11 Life on a Tabletop
Torrent available from the Pirate Bay
Download for free on MP3.com
You can buy one for real when we make more.
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Other crap
Recorded at other crappy times
* Ballad of the Soultaker
* Dead Marionettes
* Moon Lipstick
* Scaveger Marketplaces
P R E S S
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This punkbands.com review of Don't Crochet on My
Parade is mighty awesome.
Illinois Entertainer didn't hate it either.
We got (negative) props in the Onion's worst band
names of 2006 list.
C O N T A C T
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Email
MySpace http://www.myspace.com/wewilleatratstosurvive
Other crap (online)
MP3.com has our album for downloadin'.
Tourfilter tells you when we're playing.
I don't know what Fuzz.com is.
Last.fm... yup.
There're some lyrics on SongMeanings.
Let's be friends on Thefacebook.
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We will tell you our deepest secrets.
That is all.