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What's the deal with conjoined twins?
                        We Will Eat Rats to Survive is a band from Chicago.
                        This is the best website ever.



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                        We recorded our January 30th show. Rob's still workin'
                        on it, but you can download something from MP3.com.
                        It's called Live from the Soup Kitchen


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               APRIL 17 The Beat Kitchen
                        2100 W Belmont Ave, Chicago IL

                   with Slingshot Dakota
                        Judith Swan
                        Blueberry Fist

                      $ 8.00

                        17+

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               APRIL 25 Christian Life Church
                        400 E Gregory, Mount Prospect IL

                   with Roadkill Eddies
                        Reddelicious
                        Brother George
                        The Nothingheads
                        Judith Swan
                        Osvaldo Paese
                        Blueberry Fist

                        5:00

                      $ 5.00

                        This show will hopefully get us some money so we can
                        eat during our trip east. All ages, of course.

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               APRIL 26 Bill's Blues
                        1029 Davis St, Evanston, IL

                   with six other bands

                        3:00 PM

                      $ 10.00

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                  MAY 4 Great Scott
                        1222 Commonwealth Ave
                        Allston, Massachusetts 02134

                   with Humanwine
                        Drake

                        9:00 PM

                      $  9.00 in advance
                      $ 10.00 at the door

                        First stop on our tiny tour of the East coast.

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                  MAY 5 The Trash Bar
                        256 Grand St
                        Brooklyn, New York 11211

                   with Misfortune 500
                        Frequent Season
                        Moon Engineer
                        Amplify

                        11:00 PM

                      $ 6.00

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                  MAY 6 Pianos
                        158 Ludlow St
                        New York, New York 10002

                        FREE

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                  MAY 7 Velvet Lounge
                        915 U Street
                        DC, Washington DC

                   with Mad Happy
                        Bookmobile
                        Dead Husbands

                      $ 7.00

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                  MAY 8 Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar
                        414 E Main St
                        Charlottesville, Virginia 22902

                   with Bombadil
                        Pornado

                      $ 7.00

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                  MAY 9 The Greenline Cafe
                        4239 Baltimore Ave
                        Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19104

                   with Drake

                        FREE

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                 MAY 11 East End Cafe
                        270 E Main St
                        Newark, Delaware 19711

                      $ 5.00

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                Booking 



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                        Don't Crochet on My Parade
                        Recorded July 2007

                      1 Death Garden
                      2 Tearing Apart Frank
                      3 Psycho Delicate
                      4 Family Haircut
                      5 Let's Hug the World
                      6 My Own Voodoo Doll
                      7 Where Dust Comes From
                      8 Lost at Sea
                      9 Jokes God Played on the World
                     10 Bizarre Mating Rituals
                     11 Life on a Tabletop

                        Torrent available from the Pirate Bay
                        Download for free on MP3.com
                        You can buy one for real when we make more.

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                        Other crap
                        Recorded at other crappy times

                      * Ballad of the Soultaker
                      * Dead Marionettes
                      * Moon Lipstick
                      * Scaveger Marketplaces



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                        This punkbands.com review of Don't Crochet on My
                        Parade is mighty awesome.

                        Illinois Entertainer didn't hate it either.

                        We got (negative) props in the Onion's worst band
                        names of 2006 list.


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                  Email 
                MySpace http://www.myspace.com/wewilleatratstosurvive

                        Other crap (online)
                        MP3.com has our album for downloadin'.
                        Tourfilter tells you when we're playing.
                        I don't know what Fuzz.com is.
                        Last.fm... yup.
                        There're some lyrics on SongMeanings.
                        Let's be friends on Thefacebook.



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